TaeTaeDo (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)

This is not Taekwondo. It's TaeTaeDo. What does TaeTaeDo mean in Korean? "Tae" means to kick, "Tae" means to kick, and "Do" means the way. TaeTaeDo was illegitimately formed as a BASTARD martial art by WTF (What The Fuck) on May 28, 1973.

mbordo2 (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)

man...i guta go to another tournament and spar DAMNIT IM PUMPED NOW

wayofmu (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)

The truth of keeping hands up. (1) With gloves, keeping hands up is good to protect face because gloves are soft and very big. But without gloves, keeping hands up isn't good to protect face because fists are not soft and too small. (2) Keeping hands up isn't good to protect groin. You shouldn't keep hands up in the real fight, to protect groin. When you fail to protect groin, you can't sleep with a woman, maybe forever. If you are a woman, you can't become pregnant.

TaeTaeDo (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)

Olympic TaeTaeDo Briefing: As Dr. Kim Un Yong, President of WTF (1973-2004), was arrested in January 2004 facing bribery charges including misuse of his Olympic position, he had allegedly turned TaeTaeDo into an Olympic sport through bribing other IOC members. He was sentenced to two and half years in prison for bribery and embezzlement in June 2004.

taekkyonkid (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)

well my friend it seems i must take a bow! If what you say is true than you must indeed be an accomplished martial artist, what martial art do you practice??

suckskwondo (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)

WTF are they doing, man! WTF is wrong with these WTF suckers? WTF are they putting their hands down? Is it because WTF wants to have knockdowns happen in a WTF match? WTF are they tapping each other with their foot? WTF is bullshit! WTF is a shame! WTF is a disgrace to martial arts. WTF is pretty much one of a kind type of shit. WTF suckers cannot adapt their tapping skills and run-around moves into any other fighting competitions like K-1, Full-contact Karate, and MMA. WTF is Suckskwondo!

chrischerc (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)

Been there done that. No problemo. Even trained Tkd Larry Cureton who fought in early UFC twice , famous for his axe kicks and strong backkicks which I simply caught on my shouldrs or side and threw him. Had dozens of fights against tkd kickers - no problemo. In fact members of a tkd school going for their black belts came to my school to learn to fight for their black belt tests.

WTFsuckskwondo (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)

For the first time, undoubtedly, in thousands of years of Korean history, WTF founded Suckskwondo and changed the Korean method of fighting and self-defense. It stresses on using the foot instead of the fists, using the tapping force instead of the penetrating power, using the WTF run-around moves to only engage in long-range fighting situation, and fighting with the hands down. WTF Suckskwondo has no practical aspects of fighting and self-defense. WTF? WTF is wrong with those WTF suckers?

taekkyonkid (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)

blind wishy washy kicks??! stand in front of one of those guys with your "high gaurd" and see how long you last. Btw only wtf tkd focuses less on blocking because its a sport, your wearing head gear! no need to protect the head! oh...unless you get hit by one of those blind wishy washy kicks...then you get knocked the fuck out

mogasmic1810 (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)

There's several types of Taekwon-Do.Olympic Style, which is more sporty and more entertaining to watch.Most schools teach it for self-defense.Some take it way back when and get deep into the philosophy of it, and Martial Arts in general.The list goes on. There's no such thing as a correct way of doing Taekwon-Do... aside from the techniques of course.