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cpthurme (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)
MOVE YOUR ASS
MANILABOY6631 (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)
Waiter: HELL , HELL , HELL ! ! ! I knew you'd love it ! . . Lady: Ha ! Are you kidding, the taste was like feeling the rush of a thousand genocides through my body !!!Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (both laughing, even louder this time!)(Orc , shouting at both Lady & Waiter from across the room) >>> SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU ! CANT YOU SEE WE'RE TRYING TO ENJOY OUR OWN DAMNATION ! ! !
MANILABOY6631 (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)
Waiter: Ready for the main course ?Lady: Yes, of course . . .Waiter: Here you are me Lady ! (lifting the domed silver cover over the plate)Lady: . . HELL ! . .what is it ? ! ? !Waiter: Its BAKED STUFFED ABORTED HUMAN EMBRYOS WITH MASTURBATORY SAUCE REDUCTION !Lady: (gently slicing the embryo and forking a mouthful to eat)Lady: HHHHH ! How scrumptious !!! . . i could feel the tiny bones scraping my throat ! ORGASMIC REALLY !!!
MANILABOY6631 (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)
Lady: . . ah, young man . .Waiter: Yes, me lady ?Lady: . . What are those ORCS eating ?Waiter: Oh ! That's our latest sensation me lady ! . . Its called HUMAN HEAD ASPIC ! We went through HELL just to prepare such a feast !Ah ha ha ha ha ha (both laughing, but louder this time . . the orcs are irritated!)
MANILABOY6631 (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)
Waiter: Would you have a seat me lady ? Your favorite table as usual ?Lady: Oh thank you . . now there's no need for etiquette , i want this experience to as HELLISH for you as it is for me.Waiter: Very well, . , what then would you have for starters ?Lady: i think i'll have a salad ! What can you offer this time ?Waiter: . . we have CURSED SALAD, TOPPED WITH THIN SLICES OF CONDEMNED HUMAN FLESH & A SPRINKLE OF MAGGOTS !Lady: Ooooh, sounds yummmmy ! ! !Waiter: Then you shall have it !
MANILABOY6631 (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)
Lady: Oh, nothing has changed ! This place reminds me of so many memories when i was a little girl. Always DARK, MUSTY, DEPRESSING AND GLOOMY, . . just the way i want it ! But then again of course, the interior decor has changed . . black walls, black tables and chairs, black roses on each dining table, black lit candles . . . the smell of DEATH everywhere ! . . HELLISHLY ELEGANT INDEEEED ! Mmmmm . . .
MANILABOY6631 (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)
Waiter: Good day me Lady, welcome to HELL'S KITCHEN ! So lovely to have you back !Lady: Thank you young man, I've come a long way from HELL !!! The journey was tedious . I've come to spend the winter here, . . it is, much cooler my dear. Waiter: Well, as you know me Lady , this is the best place in town . . after all , this is HELL ON EARTH !Ah ha ha ha ha ha (both laughing)
14mm2 (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)
WHAT THE FUCK......
lilvjdude (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)
I wish I was that passionate about anything. He rules.
simpsonsman93 (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)
chef ramsey is so mean if i was bigger than him i'd fight him |
